Michelle Obama and James Corden showed off their patriotic pride and faced off in an epic dodgeball tournament on Monday's episode of The Late Late Show. For the USA side, Corden enlisted Mila Kunis, Kate Hudson, Melissa McCarthy, Lena Waithe, Allison Janney and Obama herself, a badass assemblage of Oscar winners, comedy legends and incredibly accomplished former First Ladies.
What initially looks to be Corden's popular sketch Carpool Karaoke takes a turn when the host says he's not in the mood to listen to music. Meanwhile, Corden led their British opponents, featuring Styles, Benedict Cumberbatch, John Bradley and Late Late Show bandleader Reggie Watts.
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"You would not believe how easy it was to get people to do this", says Obama as the United States team is announced. As for Styles, let's just say that when Corden called him, he had options.
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Plus, as Corden put it to his employee: "Maybe you'd feel comfortable if you weren't on any team?"
Obama then delivered one of her signature inspirational speeches to get Team USA fired up. This time, though, the advice is, "When they go low, we also go low because that's how dodge ball works".
In the end, everyone got out and exercised, but Obama was quick to remind Corden who the victor was that day: "USA! USA!"