Who knows what red-eyed atrocities will be committed on courses on Monday morning on account of the example he set on Sunday.
Pepperell shot a 4-under 67 on his final round, surging to close to the top of the leaderboard.
That lead would be overtaken by countryman Justin Rose and then by the eventual victor, Italy's Francesco Molinari, but Pepperell still vaulted 30 spots up the leader board and finished tied for sixth.
He defended what some might consider an undisciplined approach to a major championship.
"I was a little hungover, I won't lie", he began when speaking to the media after entering a round of 67.
"That was very satisfying, especially after yesterday which was a frustrating finish, dropping two shots in the last three", he said after his round.
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"And whether I shot 69 or 73 today, it wouldn't have been heartbreaking". Not too bad. I was there with my coach and we just drowned sorrows and had a good chat with a few people.
"I like to socialise in the evening if I can and it certainly takes some of the pressure and the sting away from competition golf at this level, because it's very stressful", he said. Tiger is minus-7, he didn't have a drink last night, I bet. He went on to tie for sixth that year at Muirfield.
According to the European Tour, Pepperell won 281,218 Euros on Sunday - about 11 million baht.
"Had this course been wet this week, I wouldn't have had much joy". I was trying to play for the grass to wrap the shaft around there and hit it left, and I was just trying to hold the face open as much as I possibly could.
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It saw him just one shot off second and three behind victor Francesco Molinari and is comfortably his highest finish in a major.